My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
imagine if bronies had a huge say in the cartoon industry and like, shows like my little pony but with openly sexual ponies were being produced. thats what miyazaki is talking about when he says the anime industry is full of otaku. miyazaki dedicated his life to making heartwarming anime films for little kids, the anime industry is full of lolicons, do u expect him to be happy about that
Why I love Miyazaki tbh
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.
it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy
woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D
Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing! EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?
They cant fix the economy
when i bought pokemon X i picked fennekin and squirtle okay
right now we focus on my squirtle, Kazoo, who had a bold personality or something like that
so ofc because he was proud he sparkled
when Kazoo became a Blastoise I was battling him with my friend and she was like “haha holy shit how did you get a shiny blastoise”
i cried for twenty minutes straight
i thought he was sparkly because he had self confidence
oh my god the bEAST
Aladdin is looking down his fucking shirt
Hercules looks so awkward
This . I like it.